Friday, August 31, 2007

ok...need to loss weight now

Ok body mass index, Atkins, South Beach, tons of TV ads, Pills, weight watchers and the list goes on...

Then comes around a email about GM Diet, supposedly designed by GM... promises to have worked wonders on people in 7 days with nothing to buy, subscribe or join.

So what am i waiting for.... It non-vegetarian. Ok so am now going to replace stuff with vegie instead of beef and see if it works.

So here is the deal...

Day One
All fruits except bananas. Your first day will consist of all the fruits you want. It is strongly suggested that you consume lots of melons the first day. Especially watermelon and a loupe. Suggest weight loss - 3 pounds!!!

Day Two
All vegetables. Encouraged to eat until you are stuffed with all the raw or cooked vegetables of your choice. There is no limit on the amount or type. For your complex carbohydrate, you will start day two with a large baked potato for breakfast. You may top the potato with one pat of butter.
Suggest weight loss - 1-2 pounds!!!

Day Three
A mixture of fruits and vegetables of your choice. Any amount, any quantity. No bananas yet. No potatoes today.
Suggest weight loss - 1-2 pounds!!!

Day Four
Bananas and milk. Today you will eat as many as eight bananas and drink three glasses of milk. This will be combined with the special soup which may be eaten in limited quantities.
Suggest weight loss - Stop looking, may gain weight if not followed stricly!!! Toughest day today, if you get past day 4, then its a cruise!!!

Day Five
Today is feast day. You will eat beef(Need to find a vegetarian substitute) and tomatoes. Eat two 10 oz. portions of lean beef. Hamburger is OK. Combine this with six whole tomatoes. On day five you must increase your water intake by one quart. This is to cleanse your system of the uric acid you will be producing.

Day Six
Beef( too, or should i try Beef) and vegetables. Today you may eat an unlimited amount of beef and vegetables. Eat to your hearts content.

Day Seven
Today your food intake will consist of brown rice, fruit juices and all the vegetables you care to consume.

Ok.... so now for the resutls at the end of the week?

Note: this diet plan is a copy/paste from internet and emails. So at your own judgement please...

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